December 2009
36 posts
Should I be worried??
My friend just informed me she had a dream last night in which i was possessed by demons. Driving a bus full of girls, I purposely crashed into a firetruck preventing it from putting out a fire. Next I threw her dog into the street hoping for it to be struck by oncoming traffic. She then “beat the shit” out of me and I was back to my normal self. She told me about what I had done...
Ringing in the new year
New Years is always overrated (as everyone says) but there are a couple reasons I’m excited about tonight!
1. FAKE eyelashes
2. Human interaction (with my besties, of course)
3. Testing out this drink http://www.fitsugar.com/6781455, good twist on classic champagne.
4. Wearing this dress...
“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New...”
The life of a bride-to-be:
ellenclare:
I am watching and analyzing how candles burn in certain holders.
It’s really fascinating and a great way to spend a Wednesday night. (read: sarcasm)
Funny how lovecity and I were just talking about this…
txtsfrmlstnght:
(818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to Z bar
Since when did females start to shorten words...
itsamazing:
(along with a handful of other words that I’ve heard shortened.)
I apologize if I offend you with this post.. but really.. is it that hard to pronounce the FULL word?
I’ve literally heard these types of sentences out of mouths..
“Oh em gee. That is AMAZ… no wait.. that’s so FABU.. it would look OBVI look GORGE on you, but if you don’t like it, I think you’re RIDIC.. its WHATEVS....
TrUe LiFe:
lovecity:
itnugnaa:
I’m addicted to HGTV
and mercedezz benzzs, cookies, nuts, ddp, online shopping, working out, bAd BoYs, purses, ffbps (frozen french bread pizzas), vodka, and ur besties. am i missin anythang?!??
You missed chips :)
TrUe LiFe:
I’m addicted to HGTV
How are Santa Claus and Tiger Woods different?
frangry:
Santa Claus stops after three hos.
Is it acceptable to wear over-the-knee boots to...
Some quick thoughts on relationships
jessicachu:
youcankeepthechange:
They aren’t easy for me. That’s not to say I’m bad at them or anything, they’re just such a stark contrast from what I’m used to, which is being alone. And being alone isn’t that bad at all (you can say all sorts of shit to the TV without anyone telling you to shut up and go to the bathroom without having to knock on the door first) but eventually you start to...
I REALLY need a day off :(
